ZOO OFFERS BRYNNE SEXY "SACK" SHOOT
10 May 2011
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In true ZOO Weekly fashion, we’ve made the news. Again. And no, we didn’t take pics with a 7ft Amazonian woman or dress a ZOO model as a saint.
This time, we’ve made national news with our $10,000 offer to Brynne Edelsten – the Dancing with the Stars' contestant who was compared to a "bedazzled sack of potatoes" by new judge Josh Horner.
Here, at the ZOO office, we’re pretty certain we can make the busty-but-dance-floor-rusty Brynne look damn sexy in a shoot wearing nothing but hessian and we’re more than happy to prove it to her.
ZOO Weekly editor, Paul Merrill, said: "We are sure the whole country has been imagining Brynne wearing only hessian and we want to make that image come alive.”
"The offer is a serious one, but we need to hear back soon if we're going to make it happen. In the meantime, we've ordered enough sacking to cover her modesty".
After Brynne scored a poor 10 points out of a possible 40 for her Cha Cha routine, this sexy shoot will undoubtedly help her score fans – and potentially some much-needed votes.
We have the studio and rolls of hessian fabric ready; all we need is her call.

Read what others are saying about this on:
SMH: Brynne to get the Sack
SKYNews: Edelsten offered $10,000 for Sack Shoot

Over to you: do think Brynne should accept our offer? Were the DWTS judges too harsh?
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